MalibuBarbie

Ni vet ju säkert alla vad the Bro' Code är och tänkte att det måste finnas en Chick Code.. Here it is!

1. Chicks before Dicks. Simple
   
2. A chick shall not sleep with another chick’s ex-boyfriend unless she does.
3. It is perfectly acceptable to take an automatic dislike to a girl/ judge them without ever speaking to them
   
4. Women ARE ALWAYS RIGHT until PROVEN wrong!
   
5. If a chick asks another chick to keep a secret, then… Are you kidding!! In the entire history of humankind, chicks have never been able to keep a secret!! Ever!!!!!!
6. The penalty for exposing a secret to an unauthorized party shall be exile from Girlville.
   
7. A girl who can substantially claim that she was not aware that a piece of information was a secret at the time she exposed it shall not be subject to punishment.
   
8. No woman shall ever go to the ladies' room alone if there is another woman available to go with her.
   
9. The favorite color of all chicks shall always be pink. And none other than pink.
10. If two chicks get into a fight, they shall make catty remarks and pretend to ignore each other rather than simply stripping down and wrestling it out.
11. If a chick hears a chick empowerment song like “I will survive”, she shall stop whatever she is doing, grab another chick’s hand and shriek the lyrics at the top of her lungs.
12. Sleeping with more than five men in a lifetime does not make you a whore, however sleeping with five men in a week does.
13. Always leave a man wanting more but don't leave him guessing too long since guys do not take hints easily.
14. If the TV is showing the movie “My Best Friend’s Wedding” or “DDLJ”, the chick has to leave whatever she is doing and watch the movie till the very end. No matter how many times she has seen it. Corollary: A chick will quickly find some work in the kitchen or somewhere else if her boyfriend is watching the movie “Die Hard” or “300”.
15. A chick may get a dog as a pet but only if it fits in her mailbox.
16. No girl shall purchase a distinctive item of clothing which she is aware her friend owns without express permission from the friend.
17. If two chicks are wearing a same outfit, each retains the right to accidently spill a drink on the other.
18. If you change boyfriends so fast they rarely achieve name status, a man must be around for at least six weeks before you make your friends bother to learn his first name. Until such time, he should be referred to as "The boy" or "That guy".
19. A chick shall never use the side mirror for applying lipstick while driving the car. It is extremely dangerous since it messes up the hair!!
20. A chick has a free pass to slut it up on Halloween.
21. A chick shall always say “Oww.. Sooo cute!!” at the sight of a baby or a kitten or a puppy or a man with a cute baby or a man with a cute puppy.
22. A chick shall never leave the house without putting on make-up first, even if the house is on fire. Corollary: A chick shall never go to sleep without putting on make-up first. Corollary: If a chick is on a date, she shall find some excuse to use the restroom atleast three times in order to check the make-up.
23. A chick shall always demonstrate an absolute lack of commonsense. Especially, if she is really hot!!
24. All girls must have a "Mr.Right Now". This is the guy friend who is always ready and available to hang out with you, and may or may not like you as more than a friend. He is always ready to party till dawn, and do things you wish you didn't remember in the morning. He's not “Mr. Right,” but he may be good enough to be “Mr. Right Now.”
25. You are morally obligated to stop your friend from getting with a guy you KNOW she will greatly regret in the morning if the said friend is under the influence of alcohol, (this requires use of proper judgement, not hers, yours) In this case 'cock-blocking' is acceptable no matter what the stupid man code says.
26. When drunk taking posey pictures if perfectly acceptable.. at that point you think your hot and the camera needs to know it
27. Food eaten while preparing other food has no calories.
    
28. It is perfectly acceptable to announce that you are going on a diet and break it the next day
    
29. If a friend runs off crying (to the toilet for example)you must atleast count to 10 before following her.. we do not want to make the situation a soap opera/ prove the judgement that girls are melodramatic
    
30. As women we are allowed to be completely self-absorbed and self obsessed when it comes to A) Our wedding days, B) Our birthdays, C) childbirth, D) Breakups
    
31. You are perfectly within reason to hate your bf's ex even if she is the nicest girl in the world, feeds the poor, visits old peoples homes and helps out at the local cattery.
    
32. A girl is allowed to come up with cutesy pet names for her boyfriend and use them around his friends for general punishment if he has angered or displeased her in any way.
    
33. It is your womanly right to take hoodies, boxers and t-shirts from guys without returning them. Hovever this is overuled if said guy is your friends bf/brother/love interest/dad/uncle.. you get the picture
34. In no way does a girl have to mean what she says when in conversation with the opposite sex. Some examples are listed (to help the boys out); 
    1. Yes = No 
    2. No = Yes 
    3. Maybe = No 
    4. We need = I want 
    5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 
    6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 
    7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 
    8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 
    9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron! 
    10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?